Steak cufflinks.

Weird, right?

In what industry is this acceptable attire?

If you’re at a lunch meeting and you see a colleague with these on perhaps you’d say, “Hey, Bob, you’ve got a little steak on your shirt.”

But you’re a steak lover. You’ve got a beefy soft spot in your heart. Are you into these?

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What do you get the baby who has everything?

A steak onesie he’s SURE not to have.

Announce his carnivorous intentions (you know, when he sprouts teeth and everything) with this screen printed beauty.

Nothing like espousing your views through your baby. That’s what you had him for, right?

Go forth, meat eaters, and prosper!

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For the lady who likes fine marbling. . .

. . . I give you the latest in steak fashion.

Is it a dress? A shirt? An apron?

The answer is yes.

It is whatever you want it to be.

Is your anniversary coming up? Milady will love this.

And you.

Snap yours up before they’re all gone!

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