The following is my twist on Barbara Walters’ famously ridiculous question to the stars: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
If you were a steak, what kind of steak would you be?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Uh, hallo. A Por-tahaus. (That’s Porterhouse to you and me.)
Angelina Jolie: A Filet Mignon in Madeira sauce. But served with vegetables from every country in the world. I like everything to have an international flair.
Matthew McConaughey: A Strip, baby!
Keira Knightley: A thin-cut ribeye. Although if I actually ate one it would take me 6 days to finish it.
George Clooney: USDA Prime Top Sirloin. Yeah, you know why.
Paul McCartney: London Broil. That’s where Abbey Road is, right? Close enough.
