Okay. I love steak, but I can’t decide if the Web site I’m about to introduce you to takes it a bit too far.
It’s Meat-O-Matic.com. Perhaps you’ve heard of it?
Nah. Didn’t think so.
This is where you can purchase such goodies as a steak pullover hoodie, steak band-aids, a steak shower curtain and steak tile appliques.
Uh-huh. I want my bathroom decorated with steak.
And here’s a quote from the product description: “DIY bathroom decoration has never been meatier.”
Do you really want it to be meaty?
Hey, I love steak (maybe more than your average Joe) but even I’m not convinced I want pictures of it covering my paper cuts.
Check it out for yourself. I just can’t be held responsible for it offending your sensibilities.
