Dab a little of this behind your ears and the spouse will come running.
Or stray dogs. Whichever.
Look, I love bacon as much as the next guy. (Maybe more if you ask my husband.)
But I’m pretty sure I don’t want to smell like it all the time. If I’m going to smell like anything it’s going to be a fresh meadow – not meat.
Check out the full details of this hilarious new product here. And don’t blame me if you have a feral dog problem after you buy it.
I warned you.
Photo courtesy of CocoPerez.com.